yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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