he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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