I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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