I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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