I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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