Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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