Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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