I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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