in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I need water and some morals
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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