that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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