Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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