In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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