is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
