Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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