OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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