Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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