I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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