he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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