I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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