"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
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