yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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