I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she smelled like a LAN party
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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