i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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