In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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