i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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