Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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