Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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