He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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