so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Randomize
