I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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