i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Terrible idea I love it
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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