Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
