I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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