Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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