But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
