Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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