shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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