"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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