Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
did i walk over a car last night?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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