i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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