omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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