i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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