i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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