She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
He? As in you personified your dick?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
