ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Did you just see the Batmobile???
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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