He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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