Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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