If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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