Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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