I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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