He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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