so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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