He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
You may now shotgun with the bride
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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