angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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